don’t do drugs.  do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

(Source: follower, via thatfuckinglesbian)

brandnewyears:

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

no its called disobeying god

(via kyduhhh)

feline-fronted:

You’re making me feel happy. It’s weird and i don’t think its punk.

(via kyduhhh)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: thefingerfucker, via queerasaflower)

• Intro: yo dis my paper
• Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
• Conclusion: dats it lol bye

cattstark:

sometimes I forget that Tumblr humor doesn’t always fly in the real world

(via queerasaflower)